January 2010
December 2009
It was in a foreign hotel bathtub, I baptized...
happy new year, be safe <3
year in review
JANUARY-dating scott. broke up with scott because he cheated on me. met ari, marshal, and eddie. lots of epic parties.
FEBRUARY-epic partying. met oliver. went to the gay club a lot. bffl came down from ny to see me and asked me out; said no.
MARCH-lots of partying. started dating oliver. got chris and jen back into the club when they got kicked out.
APRIL-started partying less and hanging out...
Cthulhu ski-mask →
ronarayas:
Epic win!
WANT
marc: thank you. :)
i’m pretty sure you know what i’m talkin’ about.
And I'm off! Have a wonderfully drunk New Year's...
and piss off about my grammar in that.
i think this is my old roommate o.O
txtsfrmlstnght:
(301): just dd’d my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
A WOMAN I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH FOR WORK JUST...
ronarayas:
(via youvejustlostthegame)
That is rather good advice, though.
Really, it is.
PS, I have off tomorrow during the day, what are you up to?
A WOMAN I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH FOR WORK JUST...
BYE tumblr
danthetrimmer:
thanks for all the LOVE for my boy, <3 you all
Dan, I love you and I’m worried about you and I’m here if you need me for anything at all <3
Okay, I'm not funny.
srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl:
I know.
you’re hilarious, boo <3
“It found that during various exercise drills, breasts do not just move up and...”
– Australian women risk permanent damage to breasts by working out in the wrong type of bra
I’m glad researchers finally figured out what five minutes on South Beach would have demonstrated.
(via mkhall)
I love how only Australian women are at risk, thanks to poor phrasing.
i really wanna go play skee-ball. I think this...
Niki made me get my dice
danthetrimmer:
D4, D6, D8, D10, D12 and D20
I have about 12 D6 but these are all a set <3
I need to game more
I have so many d6 and d20 it’s not even funny. (haha, i rhymed lawlz) I just get the ones that are super pretty. I’m such a fucking girl.
Oh my god, where are my Magic cards?
srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl:
I need to kick some ass with my vampires and be awesome in general.
yup. meant to be.
My son has declared himself the 11th Doctor.
(via phineaspoe)
I love your son.
danthetrimmer:
Transplants - Diamonds and Guns
...
haha, so turns out my ex isn't going to live with...
i hate looking for new apartments/houses.
Get depressed on Tumblr. Go get drunk/stoned. Post...
srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl:
disposedtolove:
Okay.
Hello, story of my life.
I’m seriously about to go to the liquor store up the street to buy some booze and start drinking at work. Fuck today, seriously. People need to get the hell out of my goddamned face.
srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl:
imastitchaway:
meysell:
...
Dear Neb,
Sorry if that wasn’t helpful. Here’s a better answer, in my opinion, which is CLEARLY the only one that matters:
If he knows who you are, even just in passing, it’s not weird. If you played it off as you’d met before and he forgot, it’s not weird. If you came up to him and said “Oh, you’re dating so and so, right? I’m Ben, I’ve heard a lot...
acegemtura is mad sexy when she's sick and clumsy.
Sending '♥ ' texts to yourself is normal right?
I AM BITTER, OKAY?!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(715): so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
This weekend was BANANAS. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
CHRISTMAS EVE: Worked for an entire two hours. Went to two malls, two wal-marts, and a big lots. Our friend from Cali came in for the night (he was staying in VA, but drove up for the party we were going to) and we went on a few shopping adventures. We got to the party, and it was pretty small. I had two drinks, and I went to sit on the couch and I passed the FUCK out on Patrick’s shoulder....